Everybody and their mother knows that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Delight, gave birth to the royal baby on Monday. England was agog with wonder, as was the nation that England once owned. This we all know, but you may not have heard that yesterday Jimmy Fallon tried to steal the spotlight with the birth of his own child; what a dick!
Kate Middleton has yet to make a comment on the show of complete disrespect from Jimmy Fallon and his wife. While the news of Jimmy Fallon’s baby and his wife’s labor is scarce at the moment, one can only speculate on the details of the tawdry affair.
Kate Middleton‘s royal baby was born at 4:24 p.m. on Monday afternoon; Jimmy Fallon’s copycat wife gave birth to their daughter on Tuesday morning at 6:21 a.m. We can only assume that the conniving Jimmy Fallon induced his wife’s labor to ride Kate Middleton’s birthing coattails.
Prince William has been an attentive husband and father to Kate Middleton and the royal baby; Jimmy Fallon abandoned his wife and daughter later in the day to film his TV show. Stupid Jimmy Fallon, people don’t watch TV anymore; they watch YouTube!
Jimmy Fallon even made jokes about Kate Middleton and the royal baby on his show Monday night, but didn’t even mention his wife was pregnant! Did he even take the time to ask her if she was pregnant? What an ass.
Kate Middleton and the royal baby got a pizza delivered to them from the royal police; rumor has it that Jimmy Fallon’s baby has never even TRIED pizza. Cool kid you got there Jimmy…
Kate Middleton and Prince William have named the royal baby Prince George Alexander Lewis; Jimmy Fallon’s daughter doesn’t even have a name. He probably doesn’t even know that babies are supposed to HAVE names; Hollywood elitist bastard.
Jimmy Fallon’s plan to steal the royal baby spotlight has indisputably failed. He may have The Tonight Show but he’ll never have the place in our hearts that the Royal Family does.
And don’t even get me started on how Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz had their child on the same day as Kate Middleton!