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Obamacare, Obamaville, 2012

Billy Gardner

Obamacare: star in Obamaville trailer

Local man: “Scared the bejezzus out of me”


The soon-to-be bow-out, Rick Perry takes one last shot; some say below the belt, to the current President on the wake of a new term, a 2012 doomsday, and an Iranian nuclear crisis threatening $5 gas prices.

Obamacare in Obamaville depicts the bleak future of America under the Obama administration.

A candle goes out after showing a man with a gas pump pointed to his head, I don’t know if he’s going to kill himself or not but that’s gone cost him at least a 20. Oil per barrel is over $100 in Obamaville and with a good old fashion smack down rivalry dating back to biblical days about to erupt in Israel and Iran, Rick Perry decided to take it upon himself to scare the bejezzus out of Americans with his cautionary horror trailer, Romney has started getting endorsements for presidency, yes, but it will be Perry who turns out a winner, sort of like Al Gore against George Bush.

The fact still remains that Obamacare will require revamping 18% of the U.S. economy and have to extend insurance for over 32 million Americans, when asked what ideas he was open to about Health Care Reform; Mitt Romney said he’s open to ideas.

Mahmud Ahmadinejad may or may not get a nuke, Mitt Romney will definitely probably decide something, Obamacare in Ombamaville could take America on a face track hand basket to hell but in all certainty, Rick Perry will win a Spirit Award for some sort of upcoming independent film depicting what hell will look like for those who get abortions, fornicate before marriage or not believe in the Lord Jesus Christ.

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