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Royal baby arriving on National Ice Cream Day

Kate Middleton is SUPER pregnant

Hear ye hear ye – the royal baby is on its way! Reports have come in that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of duchesses, is currently in labor. Kate Middleton has been in labor since Monday morning when she was admitted to St. Mary’s Hospital in London.

span style=”line-height: 1.3em;”>The royal baby’s emergence from the womb may in fact coincide with National Ice Cream Day, which is also today. Inside experts on the royal baby birth hypothesize that said baby is attempting its breach because of National Ice Cream Day.

span style=”line-height: 1.3em;”>Ice cream, the frozen dairy dessert that is served in cones, bowls and on trucks, is a frequent snack favorite of the pint-sized human. Given this scientific fact, it should come as no surprise that the royal baby should choose to arrive on this most holy of days.

span style=”line-height: 1.3em;”>One of the most amazing things about this royal baby story is how pregnant Kate Middleton is right now. Kate Middleton, the Duchess Cambridge, the overseer of the Seven Kingdoms, the ruler of Asgard, is now more pregnant than any Kate Middleton on this planet has ever been.

span style=”line-height: 1.3em;”>The royal baby must be aching with the same anticipation that the rest of the world is for his or her arrival. I mean just imagine yourself gestating in the womb while National Ice Cream Day is going on around you; what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

span style=”line-height: 1.3em;”>Royal theorists are currently undergoing several hypotheses on exactly what kind of ice cream the royal baby might like on National Ice Cream Day. Some of these most trusted advisors to the crown speculate that the royal baby is a fan of Neapolitan ice cream; one of the most all-inclusive ice creams on National Ice Cream Day.

span style=”line-height: 1.3em;”>Personally I think that the royal baby would like to have a scoop of Rocky Road, because any wise heir of royalty knows that the path ahead of him or her is going to be a bumpy one. 

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