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The Taco Bell Waffle Taco: The Monster Taco Lives

Michael DeLaney

Somewhere in this great country of ours, resides the new symbol of freedom: The Taco Bell Waffle Taco. Taco Bell’s message to America? : “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

The Taco Bell Waffle Taco will undoubtedly become the Megalodon of breakfast tacos. While it is nowhere near the size of the Megalodon, it will likely cause the same amount of devastation…to your taste buds!

The Taco Bell Waffle Taco consists of scrambled eggs, sausage and a side of syrup, all wrapped up in a waffle taco shell.  It has made quite the impact in Southern California, ranking as the top seller during breakfast hours. Due to this success, the Taco Bell Waffle Taco will be expanding its reach to Fresno, California; Omaha, Nebraska; and Chattanooga Tennessee starting tomorrow August 8th.

So unless you live in any of those areas, the search for the Taco Bell Waffle Taco will be just as fruitful as the search for Megalodon.

President Brian Niccol wants to widen the Taco Bell Waffle Taco net to see how more restaurants will operationally handle the Megalodon of breakfast tacos.

“You only get one shot with big items,” Niccol said, channeling his inner 8 Mile.

Taco Bell offers breakfast in around 850 locations in 10 states and frequently test-markets new products such as the Taco Bell Waffle Taco. Who knows how fast food eaters will respond to this Megalodon of breakfast foods. On the one hand, Taco Bell was widely successful with its Doritos Locos Taco; on the other hand, this is a waffle, egg and sausage taco we’re talking about.

Just think, someday after a long night of drinking you may be able to get a Doritos Locos Taco at 3AM. Then after you wake up in a hungover stupor a few hours later you’ll be able to feast yet again, this time on a Taco Bell Waffle Taco.

Here’s to the future.

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