WWE Diva and nipple-plated Batman break up
George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler have broken up, after having been together for two years.
Stacy Keibler (no relation to the Keebler elves) is a 33-year-old actress, wrestler and model. Prior to her two-year-stint as the best looking piece of Clooney’s Red Carpet formal wear, Stacy Keibler was a wrestling “Diva.”
Stacy Keibler spent seven years of career as a part of the WWE and the WCW, along with whatever other wrestling acronym that came and went in the early 2000s. Stacy Keibler AKA “The Duchess of Dudleyville” AKA “Super Stacy” AKA “The Legs of the WCW” AKA “Legs of Mass Seduction” is still amicable with George Clooney. The 52-year-old Clooney and Stacy Keibler remain friends and apparently talk everyday, according to People magazine.
It is unclear at this time if the breakup between George Clooney and Stacy Keibler was mutual or not. If there was a fight however, I’d put my money on the wrestler lady – her finishing move was a spinning heel kick, after all.
George Clooney, nipple-studded star of Batman & Robin, will undoubtedly pick himself up and move on to bigger and better things. This fall he stars in a film called Gravity with Sandra Bullock. From the trailer, Gravity seems to be about Sandra Bullock aimlessly floating into space while George Clooney watches from a distance; presumably lamenting on his next Darfur TV spot.
Stacy Keibler is making similar strides (but actually not really) on the Lifetime network for a show called Supermarket Superstar. The series will be hosted by Stacy Keibler and will be based on a reality competition for average Americans to show that they have the next great American supermarket product and become the next Chef Boyardee. Gee, what an honor.
Representatives of Stacy Keibler or George Clooney have yet to comment on the story.