Feature Archive

Things that are Obviously NOT Mexican
This year, the Cinco de Mayo celebration goes to the most overlooked part of the holiday – things that actually not Mexican.
Iron Man
CN's Newest Movie Team gives us a look at this year's first true summer popcorn flick.
CN's Take on Harold and Kumar's Escape from Guantanamo Bay
CN's newest movie reviewer gave it a seven and a half. Not bad considering the directors proudly stated doing "absolutely no actual research for the film."
CN Exclusive with Ghostland Observatory
CN MUSIC: The most polarizing band in America.
The Real Mr. Irrelevant
The last player picked in the NFL draft may be called Mr. Irrelevant, but these clowns are far worse. We're looking at you, Isiah.
Why good girls like bad guys (At least while in College)
Stop complaining about your bad luck with men; you might be creating it.
Dr. TastiBerry or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Elitist Ice Cream
Ice cream mix-ins: so sexy they caused the Tupac-Biggie feud
What is a Summer Tan Really Worth?
CN's self proclaimed "pale, pasty" Irish writer Megan Kelly investigates if a good summer tan is worth the risks
Health Class 201: Everything You Know Is A Lie
Buzzwords like "gateway drugs" confused us too. CN's Carlye Wisel breaks down why women don't really look like this and other myths...
2008 NCAA Football Preview
Will USC and Ohio State meet for the title while Noel Devine runs away with the Heisman?
How to Get Free Music
CN's Indie-Rock Guru Carlye Wisel Shares 5 music Web Sites Worth Checking Out
Everyone is Carrie
CN Sex and Dating: Of the characters on Sex and the City, Carrie has the most appeal. Here's why every girl thinks they are her (or at least would like to think so).
Summer Movie Preview
Analysis and trailers for the new Indiana Jones and Batman, "Sex and the City Movie," "Pineapple Express" and more
Don't be a Schmuck!
CN's own Carlye Wisel gets intimate with her dating deal-breakers
Little 500 this weekend in Bloomington
It's not too late to get down to "The Greatest College Weekend in the World"
The 1.6 Terabyte iPod is coming!
With new technology, we're a decade away from iPods that store half a million songs...and stay charged for weeks!
2007-08 NCAA Men's Basketball Arrest Awards
Although the 07-08 NCAA DI basketball season may be over, college basketball players are still getting arrested. Here's a list of basketball criminal offenders and their stories that we thought deserved mention.
Super Sweet 16!
Now that the NCAA tourney is over, CN created the all-time best fictional B-Ball squads. Can anyone beat Prince?
What Men Seek In a Woman
During my quest to find what men need in a relationship, I realized something; men are just as high maintenance as women.
The 80's are back
...and it's not just the theme parties.
I Got Scammed into Working for a Fraud Company
Humor: CN's Ira Gamerman tells his story about getting scammed into working for a bogus company. Here are some red flags of companies NOT to work for.
The “Look Back at College” Mix
CN's resident mix maker creates a mix chronicling college with the help of bad-ass web site muxtape.com
Pitchfork Media TV is here!
Popular Indie-rock Web site launches online TV
Vampire Weekend already working on next album
The most buzzed about band in indie-rock closed their tour to a sold out Metro in Chicago.
Leave The Beatles Alone!
We're not going to go Chris Crocker on you, but please stop over-commercializing The Beatles.
YouTube's Heroes
Get to know Good Neighbor- a comedy troupe whose 3.5 million hit video isn't even their best
“Ladies and Gentlemen We are Floating in Space”
Interview with Jason Pierce aka J. Spaceman of Spiritualized
Jack White is the King of rock
Between The White Stripes and The Raconteurs, Jack White is the biggest rock star of the 21st century
Funny April Fools Stories from College Papers
After reading several headlines that seemed too ridiculous to believe (some being untrue, some being absurdly well planned pranks) we decided that some of them deserved our attention.
The Raconteurs are for real
Consolers of the Lonely 9.0/10 Long Live Jack White
Google is messing with you!
The goof that's making gmail more fun this morning and more last minute pranks...
Gnarls Barkley
The Odd Couple: 8.0/10 Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse's sophomore album has me feeling like a little kid
Guys Who Cheat and the Women Who Help Them
If you're one of these people, don't read this, it will give you a serious guilt trip. For those that don't cheat, this will give guidelines on why your relationships will work out so much better.
Baseball Players and Politicians have More in Common than you Think
Think baseball and the Primaries have nothing in common? Think again. Here's a match up of the candidates with the players they resemble.
What Women Really Want
After spending some time researching E-Harmony.com, Sex and Dating Columnist Melina Gomez gives us a consensus of what women want in a relationship.
Parties That'll Get you Hoppin
Winter is finally over and Spring is in! What can be a better way to welcome in the spring than to have themed parties? Here's some of our favorites.
The “Wish I Was Somewhere Warm for Spring Break" Mix
Spring Break isn’t always that special. Yes, there are always those unforgettable vacations, going to Hawaii and partying, but there are also the regular ones. Here's a mix for the average spring breaker.
Mascot March Madness
This year, the teams aren't the only ones battling out the brackets. Mascots are in for it as well.
The College Drug Problem
A look at the complexity of the college drug problem.
Tis the Season for Makin Love
Sex and Dating writer Melina Gomez reminds us of our favorite time of year, Love Making Season!
Beer Belly and Wine Rack
You thought you were cool sneakin a flask into the stadium, check out the Beer Belly and Wine Rack
Make your St Patty's Complete
Yesterday, you were just some normal person, but today, you're Irish, and so is everyone else! Here are some ways to make your St. Patty's Complete.
Rockstar Taste of Chaos
Rockstar Energy drink is good for three things - creating chaos, making you want to piss real bad, and making music sound amazing.
Benefits of...Porn?
Sex columnists Melina Gomez gives us an interesting perspective on this relationship wrecker - or relationship boost depending on how you look at it.
2008 MLB Preview: The Good, the Bad and the Fugly
Will the Cubs finally win the World Series? Will the Tigers win 120 games? Will Roger Clemens’ testicles shrink any more?
How to Throw a Beer Pong Tournament
This weekend marks the start of March Madness. If you suck at picking teams, there’s always beer. But this year, we put the power prediction back into your hands...literally.
Worst Spring Break in History
You think you had a bad spring break. Follow those rules and your Spring Break will not suck so bad. Here's a story of a spring break gone way south.
Top 10 Things to do for Spring Break
For many of us, today marks the first official day of Spring Break (including myself). Here's a list of 10 things you've gotta do while out breakin with your buddies.
5 Ways to Cheat at Beer Pong
In no way does College News condone cheating (except in a casino, which you can read about in the Spring Issue of College News) Here's 5 ways to stop Beer Pong Cheaters.
CN Sports: Women’s Sports and Salary caps
Why women should NOT be paid the same as men in professional group sports - coming from a woman.
Learn HOW TO DJ from the man, DJ Hapa
CN got the 101 on DJing from today's hottest DJ. From the All-Star Game to parties for Chamillionaire, DJ Hapa gave us an intro to the scratchin biz.
CN Music: Interview with Russel Simmons
As college students we all have the unquenchable desire to party late into the night, and more importantly, we yearn for success. Besides the peripheral benefits of not living at home and being surrounded by like-minded individuals, why else would we be in college?
CN Sports: Worst Halftime Shows Ever
Halftime shows are a given when it comes to sports games but some of them are just god aweful. Here's a look at the worst 7 halftime shows ever.
CN Exclusive: Matt Costa
Still shaken up by a car accident that left him stranded without a van or gear in the middle of Iowa, folk-rocker Matt Costa tells us about life on the road and his new album.
CN Exclusive: Ben Karlin
The man worked for the Onion, produced the Daily Show, and now he wrote a new book. Yoon Kim sits down to talk about all of it with the CEO of Comedy.
CN Exclusive: GUSTER
Chris Millichap, in his 3rd music article of the week, sits down with the new member to Guster to talk about how to rock a college scene.
CN Exclusive: Chad Stokes
Chris Millichap sits down with former Dispatch vocalist, Chad Stokes, about his new band, the new album, and the next president.
Favorite UpBeat Songs About Death
Our musical list-maker, Eric Heisig, gives us another playlist. This time: songs about death that make you wanna dance.
CN Exclusive: Mike Doughty
Chris Millichap sits down to talk with the singer/songwriter to discuss his new album, "Golden Delicious"
Return of the King of Pop?
The office was buzzing last week when we got a copy of Michael Jackson's '25th Anniversary Thriller' album in the mail. Editor Zack Teibloom shares his thoughts.
Langerado Music Festival Preview
From March 6th to 9th, our very own Zack Teibloom and Andy Shore will be ripping it up hippy-music-festival style in the Everglades. Here's a preview.
The Meanings of Love
Just in time for Valentine's Day, columnist Jess Ladd explores just what the 'L' word means to college students these days.
10 College Guy Wardrobe Essentials
Because you obviously have issues with dressing for success, Jessica VanZalen is here to help.
CN Hollywood: Mariah Carey
Celebrity columnist Ben Grimwood decodes the progression of Mariah Carey's 18 year career via album covers.
CN's First Annual College Carving Awards
Here's a Look at the Best College Ski/Boarding Deals, Promotions, and our Favorite Places to Carve
Chick Flicks - Bad Stories, Hot Girls
Our 'Guy at the Movies' delivers a look into why being dragged to a chick flick with the girl friend this time of year ain't so bad.
Girl Translator - What Girls Really Mean
Because college guys are as clueless as they come, Heather Mayer breaks down the meaning between the lines.
Pro Soundoff: Best Place to be a Ski Bum
We talk to professional skiers Sarah Burke and Lynsey Dyer to find out where the best place to chill on a mountain is.
90s Flashback: A Couple Questions with Mo from GUTS
Best show ever? Quite possibly. We catch up with Mo to find out whats going on behind the leaderboard.
Lost in Trance-Lation: Exclusive with Paul Van Dyk
Chris Millichap sits down with the father of Trance music to discuss the future of music in the digital age.
Super Bowl XLII - The Drinking Game
If ever there was a Sunday where binge drinking is allowed, it is for the big game.
Best of the Blotter
We roll out 5 of the best campus blotter stories for your viewing pleasure.
CN Music: Best ReReleases & Live Albums of '07
Eric Heisig has a list of albums you may have let slip thru the cracks last year. He's not mad, just disappointed.
CN Hollywood: Heath Ledger
Our resident Hollywood correspondent Ben Grimwood takes this week to reflect on the life of Heath Ledger.
CN Music: Soundtracks
Otherwise blatantly-indie music columnist Eric Heisig lets us in on some of his favorite soundtracks released in the past year.
Searching for Frozen White Gold in Colorado
Adam Seidel runs wild in the Rockies, weighs in on his favorite Colorado tracks.
Best of the Blotter: Tales of Arrest from Winter Break
College News welcomes students back to campus with a rundown of some fellow campus comrades who ran into a bit of legal trouble.
The Apatow Babes: Some Humorous Hotties
Judd Apatow does more than just create funny movies. He also controls 85% of the hotness in Hollywood.
Packers Come Up Short, Adam Seidel Cries
Sorry Adam, maybe next year.
CN Exclusive: Jim Breuer
We sit down with Jim to discuss politics, tigers, and his new Breuniversity College Standup Tour.
The Future - No Rock or Non-Stop Rock?
John Bailey, our resident goer off on tangents-er, takes on science, Singularity, and Rock Band.
CN Hollywood: Christina Aguilera
Resident celebrity columnist Ben Grimwood unravels the mystery of how Christina Aguilera escaped the cracked out life of her bubble-gum rival Spears.
San Francisco Honky Tonk - CN Exclusive with Shane Soldinger
Adam Seidel shares a couple beers with Shane Soldinger of the Americana roots band the Highway Robbers to talk about good f-ing music.
CN SPORTS: You Think Your Week Sucked...
A Friday pick-me-up for all of those whose weeks were less than fulfilling... at least you don't suck as bad as some of THESE people..
CN's TEN COMMANDMENT CONTEST
Tell us how many commandments you broke last weekend and win a free copy of the new film "The Ten". A comedy from the makers of "Hot Wet American Summer".
CN Exclusive: David Wain
Zack Teibloom sits down with one of the funniest writer/directors in the business to talk about his new film, "The Ten"
Ringing in the New Year with Three Sets of Umphrey’s McGee
CN's Andy Shore welcomed 2008 with open arms at the Chicago-based jamband's sold out show on Dec 31rst. Watch him straddle the line between big fan and totally obsessed.
Who Will Win Tonight – Based on Levels of Rock
LSU and Ohio State face off tonight, but all football-ness aside, if it came down to which team rocks harder we'll have to dive a little deeper.
Top Ten Druggie Musicians Still Alive
We run down the top ten musicians in rock who are hitting the bottle/pipe/crazy pills but still manage to keep from overdose. For now.
Quit Caucus Blocking Me, Bro
Our political columnist called in sick, so we made do with what we had available...
And You Thought Your New Years Sucked...
In an attempt to bring you out of a 2008 slump, we run down some people who definitely had a worse Eve than yourself.
NEW YEAR'S
Join us as we take a look at the copious options available to you if that party gets cancelled.
Rahsaan Patterson: Ten Million Sold and Still Counting
Music editor Adam Seidel interviews the neo-soul sensation on the eve of his pop explosion.
CN's TOP ALBUMS OF 2007
Our 3 music gurus here at College News searched their CD collections to pull out their individual top 10 albums of the year.
THE Christmas Mix (Good, Bad or Otherwise)
While a Very Motown Christmas is never a bad call, CN came up with a list of some Holiday tracks to add to that Ugly Sweater Party Playlist.
Let Umphrey's McGee Be Your Dick Clark
CN columnist Andy Shore wants your New Years to rock, and if you're in Chicago he's got the crew to do it. Exclusive interview with Ryan Stasik from Umphrey's McGee.
The Wu-Tang Clan Provides Fire in the Middle of a Blizzard
On tour for the first time in a decade, CN's best source for all things music Adam Seidel was at the opening show in Chicago during a windy city blizzard.
THE SPENCER REPORT: CELEBRITY DOPING SCANDAL
CN Investigative Reporter, Chris Spencer, discovers the men of the MLB may not be the only ones doping to further their careers.
CN GAMING - Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Our trusted gaming source, Eliot Coleman, gives the new combat player a 9.5 out of 10. Find out why.
Celebrity Train Wreck: Britney Spears
Oh Britney, what has become of you. Our resident celebrity expert checks the books to calculate just where she went wrong.
CN HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Because you don't have time to worry about other people, so we gathered your shopping list for you. Gift wrapped and everything.
Worst NCAA Cheap Shots of the Season
A list of the five hardest impacts from the 2007 football season that were totally uncalled for.
GamerSaloon.com: The Party Poker of Video Games
New site allows gamers to play Halo 3, Madden ’08, and countless other titles 24 hours a day for cash.
Don’t Be A 4nr to Text Lingo
Text abbreviations can be confusing, but no need to fear, College News has the 411.
Overshadowed Fall/Winter Rap Albums
Music columnist Matthew Gardner runs down the most overlooked hip-hop albums of the season.
The Year of Amy Winehouse
Its been 365 days of highs and lows for the burning car wreck that is pop-sensation, Amy Winehouse.
CN SPORTS: HOTTEST SIDELINE COMMENTATORS
A run-down of some of the best of the sideline sirens we've all come to love at college athletics.
CN HUMOR: Funniest Facebook Groups of 2007
College News spent hours scouring the "browse groups" tab, searching for the most noteworthy groups on Facebook.
CN HUMOR: 'Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving
A special holiday themed poem for all of you college students returning home to eat turkey and participate in the most popular bar night in the U.S.
CN EXCLUSIVE: Comedian FRANK CALIENDO
The Modern Master of Impressions sits down with us to talk shop about the new show, FRANK TV, and his love-hate relationship with John Madden.
CN 90s TV Flashback: Boy Meets World
Find out where your favorite TGIF stars ended up when they 'met the world'.
CN SPORTS: Top 10 Least Intimidating College Mascots
As seen on Sports Illustrated; we run down the lamest pep-icons in college athletics.
CN HUMOR: Gaia Gone Wild - Drunk Animals Going Crazy?
Tales of drunk animals getting tipsy and raging in the wild.
COOL STUFF YOU NEED: Free Internet Television - My Anti-Drug
COOL STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT Free TV on your computer? You hate paying for it, we show you how to bring the cable bill down to zero and still get your fill.
CN Exclusive with Wyclef
CN EXCLUSIVE: WYCLEF JEAN See what the Hip-Hop superstar had to say with in-house music buff Adam Seidel.
College News Exclusive with Pepper
CN EXCLUSIVE: PEPPER We sit down with the surfing band that rocks the stage over 200 times a year.
Top 5 College Halloween Party Spots
CN PARTY: HALLOWEEN We run down the top 5 campuses to get your 'freak' on this Halloween.
Guitar Hero III
CN GAME REVIEW: GUITAR HERO III It's finally here and we spent hours researching just how awesome it is.
Haunted Campuses
HAUNTED COLLEGE CAMPUSES We researched the seven of the deadliest colleges and their ghostly student bodies
The Fight for A Sexy Halloween
CN HUMOR: WHY GIRLS SHOULD DRESS SEXY FOR HALLOWEEN The Holiday of the ho-dress is upon us, Rob Luce weighs in on why we shouldn't fight it.
CN Exclusive Interview - Michael Ian Black
Michael Ian Black hated the 80s… But he’ll probably proclaim his love for this decade soon
More Musings
Laugh Factory's PK gives us more of his thoughts.
Young Wild Things (That will change the world)
Music Editor Colin MacDonald give insight on the Young Wild Things Tour
YouTube, We Hardly Knew Yee
Entertainment Editor Tony Riazzi talks about our relationship with...YouTube
Welcome to Warhawk
Here's a look at one of the sweetest PS3 games, Warhawk.
Backstage with Jerry Springer
College News spent an afternoon on the set of “The Jerry Springer Show.”
College News's Most Overlooked Albums of Summer 07
Here's our pick of 5 most overlooked albums of this summer.
Radiohead is Simply Priceless
Entertainment Editor Zack Teibloom tells us why Radiohead is leading the music revolution.
Interview with Mike Birbiglia
Entertainment Editor Zack Teibloom woke up Mike Birbiglia from a nap for an interview.
Regina Spektor Live
Music Editor Colin MacDonald reviews Regina Spektor at the Rave.
The Future of Live Shows
From 45's to MP3's, Music Editor Chris Millichap gives insight on two futuristic shows.
Exclusive interview with Cloud Cult
Music Editor Adam Melberth sits down with Cloud Cult.
Exclusive interview with Zach Galifianakis
"My voice sounds like Dog the Bounty Hunter's farts"
Paolo Nutini at the Vic
Music Editor reviews Paulo Nutini's live show.
Post College Game Fumbles
Here's a look at some of the best after-game football stories of last week.
Five More Videos
Music Editor Chris Millichap gives us five of the newest videos.
It will Take Over Your Life
Contributing Writer Andy Shore reviews the game that is stealing the minds of college America.
We are the Internet People
Entertainment Editor Derrick Hardy gives us a look at our generation's newfound love - videos.
Sound By The Sound: Bumbershoot Music Festival
Music Editor Chris Millichap's summer roadtrip took him to Bumbershoot Music Festival in Seattle.
10 Sweet Websites For College Students
Contributing writer Harry Marks shows us 10 sweet websites for college students.
Review of Will.I.Am's new Album - Songs About Girls
Music Editor Matthew Gardner gives us a look at Song About Girls by Will.I.Am of the Black Eye Peas set to hit stores on 9/25
Foo Fighter's New Album
Music Editor Adam Seidel gives us the rundown on the Foo Fighter's new album "Echoes, Silence, Patience and Grace" set to drop 9/25. 
Snowboarders bring snow to the streets of Milwaukee
Extreme Sports Editor Morgan Mack takes us to the competition that brings in the snow...25 tons of it in trucks.
America's Top College Male Model Tells All
Model Geoff Burns turned down $50,000 to pose shirtless for a week. Entertainment Editor Zack Teibloom tells us how he got into the business.
The Sky is the Limit...When You're Falling From It
College News takes a closer look into the boldest sport on earth - skydiving.
Exclusive Interview with Crystal Hunt
She plays a hot sorority sister in Sydney White but actress Crystal Hunt never went to college.  Entertainment Editor Zack Teibloom has more.
Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
Lifestyle Editor Tony Riazzi gives all the women out there guidelines on buttering up your man.
Exclusive Interview with The Bridge
College News sends Music Editor Adam Seidel backstage to TI and The Bridge.
Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. Steals the Show at Fashion Week NY
Fashion Editor Cori Merkrebs reports on her first day at Fashion Week as Stefani's school girl themed line, L.A.M.B., stole the show.
College News Reviews the Summer's Best Movies
Entertainment Editor Zack Teibloom gives us a glimpse of the summer's best movies.
Nowhere Else - Interview with Laurean Lopez
Entertainment Editor Rob Luce sits down with up coming model Laurean Lopez.
Interview with Steve Hofstetter
Entertainment Editor Zack Teibloom goes one on one with the man with over 600,000 My Space friends - Steve Hofstetter
25 Must-Have Movies for College Dudes
Entertainment Editor Zack Teibloom gives us guys a look at the coolest 25 college movies.
Kanye vs. 50
Music Editor Matthew Gardner breaks down the 50 vs. Kanye album release on 9/11.
Sneak Peak at Kanye's New Album Graduation
Music Editor Adam Seidel gives us a sneak peak at Kanye West's upcoming album Graduation, dropping 9/11
Nowhere Else - Interview with Laurean Lopez
Up and coming Chicago model, Laurean Lopez, shares how she pursued modelling while balancing a full time job after college.
The Best and Worst Awards of Lollapalooza
College News sent two of its music editors backstage to Lollapalooza.  Here's Adam's thoughts of the show.
The Importance of Being 80's
Children of the 70’s are too old and children of the 90’s are too young. But children of the 80's? We're just right.
The Debate over Vick
Political satirist Eliot Coleman questions why Congress would spend so much time debating about Vick and dog fighting.
Lollapalooza'd
Music Editor Chris Millichap shares his thoughts after spending the weekend backstage at Lollapalooza.
The Oohlas
Music editor Adam Melberth sits down with Olivia Stone of The Oohlas.
GoCollegiate's Summer Reading List
Classes may be out, but showing your parents you are in fact literate on summer vacay may just intice them to keep dropping tuition money.
Ok Go
Music Editor Adam Melberth catches up with Ok Go after the Jack Daniels concert in Madison, WI.
Interview with Tucker
Entertainment Editor Sam Pepper sits down with MSNBC's Tucker Carlson.
Pete Yorn
Editor Jen Page talks to Pete Yorn about his guitar, opening up to his fans and how much he likes fishing.
Matt Wertz
Music editor Jen Page talks with indie singer/writer Matt Wertz about his new album, Everything in Between.
Jersey Chasers
Hard cutting journalism exposing the bar room enigma sorrounding the coed athelete afficionados
Slightly Stoopid : “Too Normal For This Madness”
Slightly Stoopid : Too Normal For This Madness" Chris Millichap (Wisconsin) sits down with the SoCal reggae/rock outfit to talk about their music, life, and the road
The Wait...
Incoming freshman Shreshth Dugar contemplates on 'the wait' for college from New Delhi, India.
Augustana
Up-and-coming rockers Augustana have recently arrived on the music scene in a big way. Read what bassist Jared Palomar has to say about fame and working your way to the top.
Goodbye, Mr. Vonnegut
Zack Akers (NYU) reflects on the life of Kurt Vonnegut and the bond he shared with the author.
Why March Was The Best Month Ever
Heather Meyer (Iowa) tells us why baseball and binge drinking made last month pretty sweet
Another Inconvenient Truth
Senior Anti-Gore Correspondent Mike Kelly takes on the environmental calamity that is the new 'Captain Planet'
Blacklight Memoirs: Believe Me
Staff writer Ryan Heraly takes another jab at society. On the plate this time: Jesus and Burt Reynolds.
The College Music Scene
First Installment of GoCollegiate's focus on college bands from campuses across the country.
I Push Forward
The Journey of a College Student from Zimbabwe and What He Had to do to Get to America and Map out His Future. By Carly Schuna
Putting In The Legwork: Plain White T's Work to Get Their New Star Status
The Plain White T's Work to Get Their New Star Status- and talk to The Collegiate about hitting it big this past year with a slew of awards and play on MTV.........
A Conversation with Mates of State's Kori Gardner
Adam Melberth talks with Kori about their music, touring with a daughter in tow and the future of new music.
Who the Hell is Jim Gaffigan?
Jim Gaffi-who? Chris Millichap (Wisconsin) caught up with the comedian you might not know by name on his American tour to talk about stand-up and Hot Pockets
WTF, Get Married???
Mr. Jensen, my best friend has decided to get married and we're just about to graduate, I don't get it...?
Confessions of a Spring Breaker - Part 1
Ongoing segment where our staff reports on crazy Spring Break-ness
Heads of State World Meeting (March 2080)
Staff writer Zack Akers provides us with a transcript from the future.
Invasion of the Party-Squatters
Melissa Hillman (SUNY Albany) lets loose on those girls who can't relax
Joshua Radin - "The Evolution of an Artist"
Adam Melberth (Staff, Wisconsin) sits down with the singer/songwriter to discuss his quick rise in the indie music scene and the source of his inspiration.
The Blacklight Memoirs - The Digital Disconnect
Staff writer Ryan Herarly gives us another insightful look into the degredation of the College Species.
From Afar
The World & You  by Zack Akers - NYUGreetings from South Africa, you imperialist bastards!
Cheap Spring Break Alternatives
Chris Millichap (Wisconsin) explores some alternative 3rd World Spring Break destinations for college students this March.
Text messages: The Mature IM
Heather Meyer gives her two cents on the drunk text message phenomenon.
The Anatomy of the Facebook Profile Picture
Staff writer Sam Pepper analyzes those photos you put online to make yourself look like hot shit.